What are the posts made out of?

Metal.


How much can I expect to pay for signsposts?

How many you want times the price for one.


Why do beavers chew through wood?

I'll ask next time I see one.


Who is better at what they do, Roger Clemens or Peyton Manning?

Ovechkin.


Do you provide 'rush' service?

Most installs are done next day. In fact, about 25% of orders are carried
out on the same day they are placed. You will find there is no need for
what you would typically call 'rush' service


Coke or Pepsi?

Monster. The green can.


Will you set up a virtual tour for me?

No.


I can't setup a Paypal account. Will you let me pay you with postage
stamps and spare change that I found in my car?

Sure. But there is a $175 processing fee that will apply.


I am a brand new agent. Can you do all my work for me?

Huh?


Why do you use metal posts?

Wait, you're looking for this page --
FAQ's


What should happen if you die unexpectedly?

The sign panels of yours that I have in storage are located in one of
three storage facilities. If you place an order and it does not get
executed, maybe I've been executed. If you then cannot get in touch with
me, check this website continually and new contact information will be
added by someone taking care of my affairs. They will give you my
address at which you can leave a couple flowers as you pick up your
panels. Hey, take a few of my posts while you're at it, I won't need them
anymore.


Can you help me set up a website?

Email me with what you want the site to do and what price you want to
pay and I will talk with you about it.


Did you catch the last episode of the Soprano's?

I don't have a t.v.


Where is the best place in town to eat?

Depends on the town. If you have a Chipotle or Chick-fil-a, there you go.


Do you ever get bored?

.......
Ever since the invention of the Internet, it seems every website is not complete without a
FAQ page. I think when the first caveman (Hal Galore) decided to go online, he crashed
the system because he tried to put an answer on his site for every question that was
asked. So he then decided to list only frequently asked questions. But what about the
questions that may get overlooked because they are not asked very often? Below are
some of those lesser known questions and their lesser known answers. To qualify for this
page, a question must have been asked zero or fewer times.
Not So Frequently-Asked-Questions
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