1. You agree to bring to my attention any problems or concerns as soon as they arise.
  2. When concerning this company, you agree to share any bad experiences with me before you
    share them with the world.
  3. You agree to mutual respect of one another's time.
  4. You agree that though this company will take good care of your sign panels and anything else you
    leave in our care, that signs are painted and prone to fading, scratching and getting old with time.
  5. You agree to follow the steps and guidelines laid out for you on the website.
  6. You agree that baboons would make nice wonderful pets.
  7. You agree to share with me any information regarding possible options for replacing PayPal that
    you may know of that would be as secure and as easy to use but would possibly be easier to sign
    up for.
  8. You agree to not carelessly kick my posts. or jump on them. or throw them in a river. or hang small
    animals from them. or paint them camouflage. or steal them. or beat them with a rubber mallet or a
    wooden duck.
  9. You agree to never label me insane.
You agree...
I agree...
  1. I agree to never sell or spam your email or any other private information.
  2. I agree to run this company with integrity and honesty. (and try to mix in a little humor)
  3. I agree to take care of your signs, or anything else you give to me, as if it were my own.
  4. I agree to look and act professional at all times, knowing that I represent you when I am
    installing your sign.
  5. I do not agree that baboons would make good pets.
  6. I agree to not charge for lost, damaged or stolen posts on the condition that a pattern
    does not develop known as the 'mysterious-missing-disappearing-invisibly-gone'
    signpost syndrome.